Special Break From Hiatus: Bossy’s Excellent Road Trip
Posted by: Scott at 2:25 pm in Friends, Family, Lovers, & JerksHi everyone-
I’m still on hiatus, but I just wanted to share this with you: I MET BOSSY!!!
Sorry for the all-caps exclamation there, but I have a major gay-guy-crush-on-straight-girl with Bossy. In fact, if I were straight (yeah right… like that’s going to happen), I would totally have to bump off Bossy’s husband so that I could marry her. My only fear is my love would be unrequited. You see, Bossy’s already putting the moves on Buckaroo.
Anyway, we had a great time last night meeting not only Bossy, but her friend Wendy, and fellow bloggers Jen, Erin, Sheri, and my blogger-turned-real-life-friend, Ed. Every single one of them were witty and entertaining. I must admit that I was quite apprehensive about meeting a bunch of strangers, but I felt almost immediately at ease with this group.
According to the 8.2 million e-mails clogging my inbox during the planning of this event, there were supposed to be even more bloggers in attendance. If I ever find out who those no-show bloggers were, I’ll hunt them down and kill them (well not really, but I might leave a nasty comment on their blogs- take that no-shows!).
Ed, Buckaroo, and I didn’t tell Bossy who was who when we first arrived, but instead made her guess. She didn’t get any of us right. Not sure what to make of that since she should have immediately recognized me from my fab-u-lous-ness, but I’ll forgive her anyway.
Here’s Jen, Bossy, and Sheri:

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As you can see by the look on her face, Bossy is in utter awe of being in my presence. That happens a lot. I get used to it.
Bossy has many more stops along her excellent road trip. If she comes through your town, I highly suggest you take the time to meet her or at least throw her some spare change or something. I worry however that she’ll meet someone along the way she likes even better than me, and I’ll be left Bossy-less.
Ahhh… who am I kidding? How could she possibly like anyone better than moi?
That’s it for now. Look for me to be back from hiatus somewhere around May 1st. See you then, and don’t forget to follow me on Jaiku.
P.S. Bossy is getting (even more) famous!














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I’m pretty sure taking a break from your SABBATICAL means you’re off sabbatical. So welcome back!!
It was wonderful meeting you last night. What a great time! Bloggy people are the BEST people, seriously.
Congratulations on the Bossy meeting even if Buckaroo stole some of the Bossy-glow. She’ll come around to you soon, Scott. I have a feeling about this.
she really is the coolest person ever….
and yeah, if i was a lesbian, i would totally try to convert bossy
Wait, you’re gay?
Scott, it was sooo much fun meeting you last night and for my first act as your new BFF, I will NOT mention on here what button you were wearing last night. Unless my Ambien kicks in, then I think we can all agree all bets are off!
XOXO
Sheri
Jealousy reigns.
And *still* denied a photo of you and Buckaroo! Gah!
Dave S.
Eagerly awating your return
Hi. Found you via Bossy’s site. Isn’t she great? I read your 100 things and have to tell you that I love TIVO, too, hated George W. Bush even when it wasn’t cool, and think you’re hilarious. Hope to see you around.
Please hunt me down. Then we can hang out! I’m so bummed I missed out. All us AZ peeps should get together again soon. Bossy can be there in spirit.
I KNEW you would have to blog about this. So this means the hiatus is broken, right? RIGHT?
And by the way - of course Bossy is going to make the moves on Buckaroo - he is hot! I am so glad I got to meet all of you guys. Warm fuzzies lasted all week.
Test
Bossy can’t believe her luck becoming an official hiatus breaker. Now if she could only break sabbaticals…
Well I finally got around to reading all the oh we had such a good time emails about Bossy’s trip. Alas, I was one of the no-shows. But I had a realllllly good reason. I was in the presence of greatness….
I really hope I get to meet up with you soon Scott!
xo
Heather
Hey Scott,
I’m totally cool with your taking a break…but you know, I have missed you. It’s great when you drop in occasionally to say something. Good to hear from you!!
Keven
It is great you got to meet Bossy. Rock out!
Isn’t she cool? My Bossy post will be going up tomorrow. I did ask about you and had her describe what you looked like. It was like someone had just given me candy because now I have some image in my mind of you.