For those of you that still haven’t bought me a lavish but easily-returnable Christmas gift yet (slackers!), here’s an idea:
 


 
P.S. The shipping companies haven’t delivered any of your gifts yet.  What’s the hold up?  It will be hard for them to deliver all of your gifts in the remaining few days before Christmas.  They’ll have to have extra staff on-hand and use a special truck just to accommodate all my presents.  Next year be courteous to those delivery drivers and try to get them here earlier.  Like October.

One Response to “The Pretty Little Dolly”
  1. David says:

    I tried sending you a present, but he kept running away and calling the police and now there’s this restraining order in place. I’ll remember the chloroform next time.

    David’s last blog post..Is He Dead?

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