UPDATE: Congratulations to Adam who was the first one to answer all five questions correctly. The answers have been added below.
Those nice folks at Vancouver, Canada-based Ginch Gonch, makers of sexy designer underwear, sent me a pair of men’s briefs from their latest collection. This design is called "Oil Slicker" ( <—click for image: possibly NSFW) and it can be yours if just answer five simple Scott-O-Rama-related trivia questions:
- According to my friend Barbara, all food falls into one of two food groups. Name them.
- Starting with the community I grew up in, what are the six places I’ve lived?
- What are the names of my pets?
- What is the name of the charity association I founded? Hint: you can show your support by wearing a blue denim ribbon.
- What is the name of the local weatherman I have a crush on?
That’s it.
To enter, be the first to correctly e-mail me the answers to the questions above. Make sure I can e-mail you back if you’re the winner to get your address information. I’ll update this post with the correct answers once someone has won. Good luck!
A few disclaimers: Must be 18 or over to enter. Must be located in the U.S. or Canada. My determination of the winner is final. Yes, the briefs are brand new and in their original package, and no, I won’t wear them around the house first. You’re just a sick puppy for even wondering such a thing. No, that isn’t me or Buckaroo in the picture.

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