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Oct 11 2006

Five Possible Signs Your Congressman Thinks Your Teenaged Son Is Hot

Posted by: Scott at 7:21 am in Attempts at Humor, Current Affairs
  1. Mysterious dinnertime calls from “underwear police” reveal Capitol Hill area code

  2. Last-minute codicil of House highway bill briefly renames your town “Jimmy’s Erectionville”

  3. “Official” email invitation to congressional lap-sitting session clearly comes from AOL address

  4. Extravagant gift of gladiator movie box-set personally delivered by Representative (perspiring in full gladiator costume)

  5. Interest in son’s education seems limited to repeated insistence he read "Death in Venice"

(Stolen shamelessly from here)

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3 Responses to “Five Possible Signs Your Congressman Thinks Your Teenaged Son Is Hot”
  1. Richj says:
    October 11th, 2006 at 5:26 pm

    Lame, amateurish satire. Unworthy of repeating. C’mon Scott, don’t waste our time.

  2. Dave Vogt says:
    October 11th, 2006 at 6:30 pm

    I for one enjoyed it.

    Congressmen + teenagers = bad.
    Congressmen + ridicule = amusing.

    Unimpressed reader + blog comments = leave.

  3. Jon says:
    October 12th, 2006 at 7:53 pm

    LOL. Dave, you crack me up. ;)

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