Silly me.  I totally forgot it was February sweeps.  Here I am posting boring blog entries on Geek Stuff.  Like that’s going to bring in the ratings.

Fortunately, it’s not too late for me to deploy a shameless February sweeps ratings stunt.  So what can I do to draw massive amounts of readers to my blog?  How about posting a photo album full of SHIRTLESS MALE ATHLETES!!!

That’s right.  I have put together a collection of all your favorite shirtless male athletes.  If you’re anything like me, you might as well cancel any plans for the rest of your day because this will keep you occupied for five minutes hours! 

Athletes included are:

Al Leiter, Andy Roddick, Blaine Wilson, Brad Ausmus, Brady Anderson, Brett Farve, Brian Urlacher, Chris Rix, Clement Poitrenaud, Dan Majerle, Daryl Johnston, Derek Jeter, Drew Bledsoe, Drew Brees, Eli Manning, Eric Chavez, Eric Crouch, Eric Lindros, Frederic Michalak, Gabe Keppler, Howie Long, Ian Thorpe, Iker Casillas, Jan Michael Gambill, Jason Giambi, Jason Sehorn, Jason Taylor, Javy Lopez, Jeff Gordon, Jeremy Bloom, Jose Canseco, Kasey Kahne, Mark Brunell, Mark Philippoussis, Mike Modano, Mike Piazza, Oscar DeLa Hoya, Pat Burrell, Pat Rafter, Patrick Elias, Pete Sampras, Peyton Manning, Rich Gannon, Robby Hammock, Tim Couch, Tom Brady, Tony Gonzalez, Travis Jervey, Travis Lee, Trent Green, Troy Aikman, Troy Dumais, Vinny Testaverde, Wally Szczerbiak, Wayne Chrebet

That’s right!  All these athletes shirtless for your eye-candy enjoyment.  Drool over Look at them here.

For variety’s sake, I have only included on picture of each athlete for now.  I may add more.  If you have any good ones, please feel free to send them to me and I’ll add them too.

Also, 100 Bonus Points* to any reader who can provide me shirtless pictures of Luis Gonzales, David Dellucci, Matt Kata, or Mike Vrabel.  If there is someone you would like me to add, simply let me know in the comments.

Hope you enjoy!  I know I have.

(P.S. to Hot Toddy- I was going to include a shirtless picture of The Rock for you, but I don’t think that guy ever does wear a shirt.  Besides, you probably have your bedroom wallpapered with pictures of him already.)

*Bonus Points have no real value although I would like you to believe otherwise.

***UPDATE***

Thanks to Ed of Whine & Cheese for sending in some shirtless photos of diver Alexander Dispatie and tennis players Marat Safin & Tommy Haas.  I have added them to the album.  Go check out his blog.  It’s great.

10 Responses to “Shameless February Sweeps Ratings Stunt”
  1. Ed says:

    Search hit whore!!!! :-) Haha! Takes one to know one, but a brilliant move. We were searching all over the place the other night of that Robby Hammock pic… of course, we already had the Dbacks “Boys of Summer” calendar, but not a digital pic. I will see if I can help contribute - can probably whip up some more tennis players since that is my sport of choice.

  2. Scott-O-Rama says:

    Anything for a “hit.”

    I have that calendar too, but I haven’t scanned any pictures. I bought it mainly for Matt Kata, and then he wasn’t really shirtless in any of the shots.

    I got the idea for this stunt by looking at my referring searches. Someone had come across my site while searching for “Tom Brady shirtless.” I thought, why not give the people what they want?

    I wonder how I’m going to have to top this come May sweeps. Shirtless firemen? (I can’t do nudes because I want to keep this PG-13.)

  3. Todd says:

    Wow. I shouldn’t have just looked at that list, considering I’m at work and all. I kinda don’t feel like working anymore today. :)

  4. Scott-O-Rama says:

    If athletes aren’t your style, but carpenters are, Ed was so kind as to post Carter Oosterhouse shirtless over at his blog. See it here: http://www.whineandcheese.net/whine/2005/02/carter_oosterho.html

  5. Lauren says:

    dude, you have a picture of Drew Bledsoe shirtless. you have no idea the number of us women who have now been made *extremely* happy with that. ;)

  6. Patricia says:

    Adam Vinatieri shirtless. YES. YES. I co-mod a community on LiveJournal called Hot Sports Men, and Lauren (who’s posted above) posted a link to your album. We officially love you and pay homage to you for putting up so many lovely pictures.

    PS–you do need Jeff Garcia, though. Trust me, he looks awesome without a shirt. ;)

  7. Scott-O-Rama says:

    Your wish is my command. I just added two shirtless photos of Jeff Garcia.

    Any other requests?

  8. rogerpehm says:

    can you post pics from the miami dolphins calendar it had jason taylor and other players in it

  9. Anonymous says:

    I love you!!!!
    Like seein Tommy brady on David Letterman wasn’t enough, I find this site and there he is fresh outta the shower!!! wooweee!
    Even though I’ve seen the Vinny Lecavalier photo b4, thanks for posting that too.
    I suggest that you find some super hot photo of the sexiest Canadian alive, Brad Richards, and post it here!! Puhleeze??!!

    Love the site, again….HOT DAMN, LADIES!!!!!

  10. Leo says:

    Scott,

    I really think that you are great. I have a sense that you are a very honest person, or a Gemini. I could be wrong. If you would do the shirtless firemen thing, I would adore it.
    And Blaine Wilson is the most beautiful speciMAN I have ever seen

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